Clare: Taser releases mp3-playing holster

Taser International Inc. have felt that the combination mp3/taser market is not what it should be and have decided to unveil a holster that not only holds your taser, but includes a 1-gigabyte mp3 player.

Although, it’s a quite simple player, with the lack of a screen and only two buttons to help you maneuver through your tasering soundtrack. The holster is currently being displayed at CES and is selling for $72.99 on the company’s site.

To further enhance your personal security, the tasers are also releasing in colors like leopard, “fashion pink”, and“red-hot”.



Nothing says FABULOUS like rendering your attacker unconscious in a pool of his own saliva while blasting the High School Musical 2 Soundtrack.

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4 Comments For This Post

  1. virtualgirl virtualgirl Says:

    OOO!!! I want the leopard one!

  2. Clare Clare Says:

    I can’t say that I’d mind having that one too.

  3. Ms.Naru Ms.Naru Says:

    “Nothing says FABULOUS like rendering your attacker unconscious in a pool of his own saliva while blasting the High School Musical 2 Soundtrack.”

    I am laughing so hard, I can’t stop crying.

    I want one so badly.

  4. xboxwh0re xboxwh0re Says:

    LMAO the last line made me crack up

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